Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Google Me

The wonderful KJ of thedreamygiraffe did this over on her blog and I just had to steal the meme, because it looked fun. : )

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

Amanda needs you to map yourself.

Really? Why do I need topographic maps of my friends?

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Amanda looks like any nerd in school, but she is actually really smart and cool. She is smart because she knows everything about bugs.

I was totally with them until the bugs thing. I do not know everything about bugs. Nor do I care to. All I need to know is that they have a few legs to many and the cats like to eat them.

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

Amanda does badass hair.

Thank you. I think.

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

Amanda hates me.

No, no, not you. Don't worry, there are very few people I actually dislike enough to hate and the odds of you being one of them is very slim. I think google is trying to tell me something though. This came up three times on the first pages of results. I do not hate you world!

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:

Amanda goes to jail.

Well, that's not very nice. KJ got to go to Disneyland. *pouts*

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

Amanda loves Nick.

Sorry Nick, that would be a lie. Besides, I'm already taken. By a non-Nick.

7. Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

Amanda eats pandas.

Woah now. I'm pretty sure my diet is endangered animal free. Besides ONE panda would be far to much for me. I'm not sure I could handle pandaS.

8: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

Amanda will be going into the ninth grade this fall.

Oh no I won't! Once was enough, thank you very much!

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:

Amanda died from pneumonia.

That sounds painful. I've always been a big fan of dying in my sleep. Many, many years from now.

10: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

Amanda has a Kleenex adventure.

I'm not sure what a Kleenex adventure is, but it sounds adventurous. And Kleenexy. With 10% more softness.

The runner up was "Amanda has an Etsy shop!" because, oh my goodness, I do!


  1. Hi You've Been Tagged!!! Got tagged this morning by another faeteam member, so I'm passing it on. Come on over and see the rules if you want to play. It's really simple, promise.

  2. This is awesome! Love it! I will have to try it myself, although I have a different blog post in the works at the moment.


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